If I had just one wish I would wish to have it both ways in everything. You know, eat junk food and remain healthy, not work out and still have a pretty good body,not work and get a pay cheque at the end of the month,be late and not get in trouble,just sit there,smile sheepishly and still land a 9,crash and not die. And you thought you’d seen the laziest man alive. Anyway I am not really lazy,I just have lazy thoughts. Can’t get them outta my mind.
I also hate people. I pretend to like them because that’s easier. If it were up to me I’d be on my own island. So far away from the rest of the humanity I can’t remember what a society is. Where I could just piss off the edge of a cliff without a care. Grow my hair and beard so long that I can’t see my chest and walk around naked once in awhile, or all the time,who cares? Wait,no one. Wild and free. Howl in the middle of the night at the top of the mountain,sleep on the beach,waves crushing against my bare back… What a life.
Both Ways
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